Friday, February 09, 2007

Match the quote with the roommate

"Hey, while you cook, I'm going to screw the wall."

"Darn it, I can't get the strap-on!"

"I once had a very big man mount me..."

B1: "Hurry, lets go to the gym."
B2: "Ok, I'm going to go get undressed now."
B1: "And...?"
B2: ???
B1: "Oh, that's all? Ok..."

"My friends are coming over soon. Don't be naked."

They really sound much funnier out of context.

Answers: None of them were by Chi.

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